[Body] Alright, so, you wanna know about this Micah Holsonbake fella and Bakersfield, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s a real sad story, this whole thing. They found a bone, see? A bone, out in Maricopa, and it turns out it belonged to Micah. Poor boy. Now, Bakersfield, that’s a place where things happen,…
Alright, listen up, y’all. This here “Culprits” thing, it’s a whole lotta mess, but I’m gonna try and make sense of it for ya, the way I see it. Don’t expect no fancy words, just plain talk, ya hear? So, it all starts with this crew, see? They pull off some big ol’ robbery, like…
Alright, alright, let’s talk about them shows like House of Ninjas, you know? I watched that show, and it got me thinkin’, what else is out there like it? You know, with all the fightin’ and sneaky stuff. So, I went around, asked some folks, poked around on that internet thingy my grandkids showed me,…
Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about them ninja shows, like that “House of Ninjas” thing my grandkids keep watchin’. They tell me it’s on that “Net-flicks.” Don’t know much ‘bout that, but I do know a thing or two ‘bout watchin’ stuff on that there picture box. So, this “House of Ninjas,” they say…
[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about the end of that “Mr. Holmes” movie, huh? It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. That old fella, Mr. Holmes, he was a real piece of work. Smart as a whip, but lonely as a stray dog. He had all these cases in his head, but not much…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Spy Game” movie, the ending and all that. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I’m just gonna tell it like it is, like I’d tell my neighbor over the fence. So, this whole movie is about this fella, Bishop, getting himself into a heap of trouble in China. And…
Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout that Wilderness show, episode six, the last one. It was a real head-scratcher, let me tell ya. So, that Liv gal, she’s still walkin’ around free as a bird, even though she done killed them two folks, Cara and Garth. Can ya believe it? She’s…
Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout that Percy Jackson show, the one the young’uns are all hyped about. My grandkids, they wouldn’t shut up about it, so I figured, why not? Gotta see what all the fuss is about, right? So, this Percy kid, he’s somethin’ else. A regular troublemaker, just like…
Alright, let’s talk about them Resolve Home Buyers, yeah? I heard folks chatterin’ about sellin’ their houses fast, and these folks’ names popped up. So, I dug around a bit, you know, like a dog buries a bone, I sniffed out some info. Now, some websites, they got these things called “reviews,” like when you…
Well, look at you, wantin’ to find some movies like that fish one, “Nemo,” right? I tell ya, that Nemo movie, it was somethin’ else. Made me cry a little, and I ain’t cried since… well, never you mind. So, you want more like that, huh? Let me tell ya, there’s a whole bunch of…