Alright, let’s talk about this Colin Rideout and his fiancé, Chelsea. I don’t know much about fancy words or how to write things proper, but I’ll tell you what I heard, the way I understand it. So, this Colin, seems like he got himself into a whole heap of trouble. Big trouble, the kind that…
Alright, alright, let’s talk about them movies, you know, the ones like that Van Helsing fella. That movie with the monster hunter guy. Yeah, you know the one, always chasin’ after Dracula and werewolves and such. So, you’re lookin’ for somethin’ similar, huh? Well, it ain’t easy, cause that Van Helsing movie, it was… somethin’…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Jonathan Coley from Greensboro, North Carolina. Folks been talkin’ ’bout him, and it ain’t for nothin’ good, I reckon. This young man, Jonathan Cameron Coley, he’s just 26 years old. But age don’t mean nothin’ when it comes to doin’ wrong, does it? Heard tell he got…
Alright, so you wanna know about this “The Castaways” thing, huh? I watched it, the whole shebang. Let me tell ya, it ain’t Shakespeare, but it ain’t garbage either. It’s…well, it’s somethin’. First off, what’s it all about? It’s this story about two sisters, Lori and Erin. Poor things, lost their folks young, only had…
Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this King the Land show, the last episode, episode 16. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is. So, this episode, it starts with that girl, Sa-rang, lookin’ all worried and bothered. Yeah, she’s got that grandma, Cha Soon-hee, frettin’…
Alright, let’s talk about this Suds2Go thing, ya know, the thing they had on that Shark Tank show. Folks keep askin’, “is suds2go still in business?” Well, lemme tell ya what I know. First off, what in the tarnation IS Suds2Go anyway? It’s like, this thingy for washin’ your hands when you’re out and about….
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Anthony somethin’-or-other, Jeselnik, I think they call him. He’s comin’ to Tulsa, Oklahoma, and folks are all in a tizzy about it. Sounds like he’s a comedian, you know, tells jokes and such. I ain’t never heard of him myself, but the young’uns seem to like him….
Well now, you wanna know about movies like that Sound of Metal, huh? I reckon you liked that one, did ya? It was a loud one, then a quiet one, that’s for sure. Made me think a bit, which ain’t always easy at my age. Anyhow, let me tell ya, there’s other movies out there…
Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Door Lock movie ending, ya know, the one they’re all talkin’ about. I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I watched it, and I got somethin’ to say. First off, this girl, she’s livin’ all alone, workin’ at a bank, I think. And this creepy stuff…
Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya, if you’re like me and you love them movies where folks fall in love all slow and sweet-like, kinda like in that “You’ve Got Mail” picture show, then you’re in luck. I’ve seen a whole bunch of ’em, and I’m gonna tell you ’bout some that’ll make your…