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Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Eguana battery, huh? Let me tell ya what I heard, the way I understand it, ya know, plain and simple. What’s This Eguana Battery Thing Anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s one of them things for storin’ up ‘lectricity. You know, like a big ol’ jar for…
Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this “One Fast Move” movie. It’s about this young fella, Wes, played by some actor named KJ Apa. Don’t know him from Adam, but he’s a looker, I’ll give him that. Wes, he’s had a rough go of it. Ended up in the army, then in jail, all…
Well, let me tell you ’bout this show, Fishbowl Wives. It’s a Japanese thing, on that Netflix. Don’t watch too much TV myself, too busy with the chickens and the garden, ya know? But this one, it kinda stuck with me. Started off kinda spicy, if ya catch my drift. This fella, Takuya, he’s got…
Alright, so, let’s talk about this Father Jan Kaczkowski fellow. I heard some things about him, you know, through the grapevine. Folks sayin’ he was somethin’ special. A priest, they say. But not the boring kind, you understand? Who was this Father Jan? Now, from what I gather, this Father Jan, his full name bein’…
Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Diana Nyad woman, the one they made a movie about. “Nyad”, they call it. Now, I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I watched it, and I got some things to say. This Diana, she’s a swimmer, a real go-getter, I guess. They say she swam…
Well, let me tell ya about that Gamera Rebirth ending, you know, the one with the big turtle thing. First off, the whole thing was a real ruckus, monsters everywhere, smashin’ and crashin’. Those city folks, they sure got a mess on their hands. Big monsters, little monsters, all fightin’ and makin’ a big ol’…
Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Trevor fella, the one they had on that TV show. Trevor Noah, yeah, that’s the name. Folks been talkin’ ’bout him, so I figured I’d chime in, you know? Now, I ain’t no fancy TV critic or nothin’. I just watch what I watch, and if it…
Alright, so you wanna know about this “The Castaways” thing, huh? I watched it, the whole shebang. Let me tell ya, it ain’t Shakespeare, but it ain’t garbage either. It’s…well, it’s somethin’. First off, what’s it all about? It’s this story about two sisters, Lori and Erin. Poor things, lost their folks young, only had…
Alright, so you wanna know about this “Mother 3 Korean Movie” thing, huh? Lemme tell ya, I ain’t no fancy movie expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I heard and what I think about it all. Sounds like a whole lotta things mixed up together, like a stew with too many ingredients,…
Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this “Elite” thing, season six, you know? I watched it, yeah, I did. Took me a while, had to squint at that dang TV sometimes, but I got through it. Now, folks been sayin’ all sorts of things. Some say it’s good, some say it’s bad. Me? Well,…