Alright, so you’re lookin’ for movies like that Horrible Bosses flick, huh? Well, let me tell ya, that movie’s somethin’ else, ain’t it? Those fellas, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, and Jason Sudeikis, they sure know how to make ya laugh. But if you’re hankerin’ for more movies just like it, I got a few ideas…
Well, let me tell you about this “An Honest Thief” story, kinda like how I’d tell it to my neighbor over the fence, ya know? So, there’s this fella, see? And he ain’t exactly a saint, no sir. He likes his drink, a bit too much if you ask me. They call him Emelyan Ilyitch…
Alright, let’s talk about this Kilovault battery thing, you know, the one they say is good for solar and stuff. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just a regular person tryin’ to figure things out like the rest of ya. What is this Kilovault thing anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s a battery, a…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Jeffrey Guillory from Baton Rouge. Folks say he’s a bad egg, real bad. They call him a… what’s that word… serial killer. Lord have mercy! Sounds scary, don’t it? They say he done killed a whole bunch of women, maybe nine, maybe more. Can you believe that?…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Bag of Lies” movie, eh? I watched it the other day, and let me tell ya, it was somethin’ else. Confusing at times, but I think I got the gist of it. This fella, Matt, his wife Cheryl, she’s real sick, like dyin’ sick. Cancer, they say. Nasty stuff, that…
Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them movies, the ones like that “Pitch Perfect” thing. You know, the one with all them young’uns singin’ their hearts out? Yeah, that one. So, if you liked that, you might like some others too, see? First off, if you like them singin’ movies, there’s a whole…
Alright, let’s talk about this movie, “Elena Knows Ending Explained.” I watched it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a bit of a head-scratcher. This Elena, she’s got this Parkinson’s thing, real bad, can barely move without her pills. And her daughter, Rita, well, she up and dies. The cops say it’s suicide, but Elena, she…
Alright, let’s talk about these JobSmart batteries, you know, the ones they sell at Tractor Supply. Folks keep askin’ me, “Are they any good?” Well, I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I’ve used my fair share of batteries, so I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two. First off, the price….
Alright, so, you wanna know about that movie, “I Believe in Santa,” huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words though, I just talk plain. This “I Believe in Santa” thing, it’s on that Netflix thingy my grandkids always watch. It’s one of them Christmas movies, you know? Boy…
Alright, so y’all wanna know about this Doug Christie fella and how much money he’s got, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t always easy figuring out how much these rich folks are worth, but I heard some things from folks who know things. Now, they say Doug Christie, yeah, the basketball player, he’s got…