Alright, let me tell you about this Hell House Origins thing, you know, the scary movie. It’s a real head-scratcher, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya. They call it Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor, sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t nothin’ but a spooky story, just like them old…
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Storage Scholars thing, you know, the one them youngsters are always yappin’ about. I ain’t no fancy college kid or nothin’, but I got ears and I hear things. Seems like a whole lotta folks are usin’ ’em to move their stuff in and out of college, like in…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Anaiah Extreme Home Makeover,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like they’re fixin’ up somebody’s house, real good. Probably one of them shows where they knock down walls and make everything all shiny and new. Now, I heard tell of a young gal, Anaiah, maybe she’s the one this is…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this He-Man thing, He Man Revolution, they call it. I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, just a regular person watchin’ TV, ya know? So, this here show, it’s got all this He-Man fella and that Skeletor guy fightin’ again. Same old story, like them cats just can’t…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Lord of Misrule” thing. I watched it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta somethin’. Don’t go expectin’ no fancy-schmancy stuff, though. It’s kinda like them old stories your grandma used to tell, ya know? Full of weird folks and strange happenings. So, what’s this “Lord of Misrule” all…
Alright, listen up, y’all. This here “Culprits” thing, it’s a whole lotta mess, but I’m gonna try and make sense of it for ya, the way I see it. Don’t expect no fancy words, just plain talk, ya hear? So, it all starts with this crew, see? They pull off some big ol’ robbery, like…
Well, let me tell you ’bout this thing, this… uh… “crime junkie Carolyn Killaby,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ fancy, just a sad, sad story ’bout a young gal gone missin’. This happened way back, in 1995, November it was. Cold month, you know? The kind where the wind bites at…
Well, now that we’re talkin’ about the ending of that book Never Lie, let me tell ya, it’s a real head-scratcher, ain’t it? If ya ask me, it’s like one of them mystery puzzles where at first ya can’t make heads or tails of it, but after sittin’ down for a spell and thinkin’, it…
Well, let me tell ya, I watched this movie called 20th Century Women the other day. It was somethin’, I tell ya! It’s all about a woman raisin’ her kid in the 70s, and it’s a kinda coming-of-age story. You know, the kinda film where you just sit back and think ’bout life, like it…
Oh dear, let me tell you about this show, “The Empress,” episode 1, where everything starts with a big stir, y’know. The story’s about this young lady, Elisabeth, or Sisi as they call her, and how her life gets all mixed up once she marries Emperor Franz Joseph and becomes the Empress of Austria. Things…