Alright, so you wanna know about this “Crucible” thing, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a play, see? A play about some witch stuff that happened a long, long time ago. They say it’s supposed to be true, but you know how stories go, they get twisted around like a pig’s tail. Now, this fella, Arthur…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this EyeWris thing, like them folks on that Shark Tank show were talkin’ about. Heard they’re worth a whole heap of money now, somethin’ like 1.6 million dollars, last I heard in February of this year. That’s a lot of greenbacks, ain’t it? Now, these EyeWris folks, they make…
Alright, let’s talk about this movie, “Elena Knows Ending Explained.” I watched it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a bit of a head-scratcher. This Elena, she’s got this Parkinson’s thing, real bad, can barely move without her pills. And her daughter, Rita, well, she up and dies. The cops say it’s suicide, but Elena, she…
Alright, listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya ’bout this “Monarch” show, episode ten, ya hear? It’s a real humdinger, this one. So, this gal Cate, she’s been goin’ through it, fightin’ monsters and all that jazz. And wouldn’t ya know it, her grandma, Keiko, shows up outta nowhere. Now, Keiko, she ain’t surprised by…
Alright, let’s talk about these JobSmart batteries, you know, the ones they sell at Tractor Supply. Folks keep askin’ me, “Are they any good?” Well, I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I’ve used my fair share of batteries, so I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two. First off, the price….
Alright, let’s talk about them TV shows, the ones like “The Gifted.” You know, that show with them kids with powers? Yeah, that one. It ain’t around no more, got canned, they say. Too bad, I kinda liked it. But anyways, there’s other stuff out there, similar things, they tell me. Now, I ain’t no…
[Body] Well, let me tell ya, this whole Lauren Brown thing in Gwinnett County, it’s a real mess. Folks ’round here are just shakin’ their heads, can’t believe what happened. I heard tell he was 55 years old, that Lauren Brown fella. Fifty-five! Shoulda known better, that’s what I say. Now, from what I gather,…
Alright, let’s talk about these farpoint batteries, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just a regular person who’s used a battery or two in my time. First off, what are these things anyway? Well, from what I gather, they’re batteries, ya know, like the ones you put in your flashlight or your…
[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this Long Wharf Supply, huh? I heard some things, seen some things, and I’m gonna tell ya all about it, the way I see it. No fancy talk, just plain and simple. First off, what do they even sell? Heard tell they got them fisherman sweaters, the kind…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like that “The Dictator” one, huh? I ain’t no fancy movie expert, but I watch my fair share of things on that TV thingy. Let me tell ya, there’s a whole bunch of ’em, maybe even 65, like someone told me. Don’t ask me how they know, maybe…