Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about some movies, you know, like that “A Bronx Tale” one. Yeah, that one with the kid and the mobsters. My grandkids, they like that kinda stuff, all the shootin’ and whatnot. So, if you liked that “A Bronx Tale,” maybe you wanna see somethin’ similar, right? I…
[Body] Well, howdy there! You wanna know about movies like that Corpse Bride, huh? That spooky cartoon one? Alright, I can tell ya a thing or two. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, though. I just tell it like it is. First off, let’s talk about The Book of Life. That one came out…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Bag of Lies” movie, eh? I watched it the other day, and let me tell ya, it was somethin’ else. Confusing at times, but I think I got the gist of it. This fella, Matt, his wife Cheryl, she’s real sick, like dyin’ sick. Cancer, they say. Nasty stuff, that…
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this “Mother May I” movie, ya know, the one everyone’s been yappin’ about. I watched it, and let me tell ya, it’s a real head-scratcher. Not like them fancy movies with all the explosions and whatnot, but it gets under your skin, ya feel me? So, basically, it’s about these…
Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this capital murder thing with that young fella, Mason Abraham. Heard it on the news, the telly was blarin’ somethin’ fierce. Folks ’round here say he’s just a young’un, barely got any hair on his chin, and now they sayin’ he done somethin’ awful, somethin’ real bad. They…
[Body] Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this “Junji Ito Intruder Explained” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I watched it, and I’ll tell ya what I saw, the way I see it. So, it starts with this fella, Oshikiri, right? He’s hearin’ these weird footsteps in his house. You know, the…
Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this “A Perfect Story” thing I saw on that there TV thingy. Don’t ask me how I figured it out, but I did, and I got some things to say. What’s this story all about, anyway? Well, it’s like this. There’s this girl, Margot, see?…
Alright, so you like them movies where some fella stands up and fights back, huh? Like that Walking Tall movie? Yeah, I seen that one. Good fella, that Buford Pusser. Tough as nails, he was. So, you want more like that, huh? Well, let me tell ya, there’s plenty of movies out there about folks…
Alright, so you wanna know about that Starve Acre movie ending, huh? It’s a bit of a head-scratcher, that’s for sure. Not gonna lie, it left me kinda spooked and confused, like when that rooster started crowing at midnight last summer. But I’ll try to explain it best I can, the way I see it,…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like that The Guardian one, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, that movie was somethin’ else. All that rescuin’ and whatnot, made my heart jump outta my chest a few times. If you liked that, you probably like them other movies with brave folks doin’ similar stuff. I ain’t…