Alright, so you wanna know ’bout them Rayovac batteries, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard and what folks are sayin’. First off, lotsa people say these batteries, they work just fine for everyday stuff. Ya know, like the TV remote, the kids’ toys, flashlights, that kinda thing. They say it’s a good deal…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Laced” movie, you know, the one everyone’s yappin’ about. I watched it, and let me tell ya, it’s a whole mess of things, just like my grandson’s room after he plays with them toys. So, this girl, she’s stuck in a cabin with her husband. And it ain’t no happy…
Alright, so you wanna know about this “Dating by Blaine” thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. Folks sayin’ this Blaine woman, she’s somethin’ else. They call her a “dating coach,” like she’s teachin’ folks how to, you know, find a sweetheart. Now, I ain’t never needed no coach for findin’ my old…
Alright, let me tell you about this Hell House Origins thing, you know, the scary movie. It’s a real head-scratcher, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya. They call it Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor, sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t nothin’ but a spooky story, just like them old…
Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Angelina Torres. It’s a sad, sad story, y’know? This woman, Angelina, she ain’t with us no more. Gone to be with the angels, they say. And her son, German Michael Torres, oh, he’s heartbroken. Just imagine, losin’ your ma… it ain’t right. I heard tell she was…
[Body] Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Krissi Caldwell thing. I heard some folks whisperin’ about it, you know, down at the market. So, I poked around a bit, asked some questions. Don’t you worry, I ain’t no fancy reporter or nothin’, just a plain ol’ woman tryin’ to make sense of things. So, this…
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Heather’s Choice stuff, you know, the food you take when you’re out and about, like camping or hiking. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I ate it, and I got things to say. First off, they got all sorts of things, like breakfast and dinner, even these little cookie…
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Trust book ending, ya know? It’s a real head-scratcher, that’s for sure. Kept me up nights, it did, just like that time the rooster got into the henhouse and all the hens went crazy. This book, though, it’s a whole different kind of crazy. So, you got this Bevel…
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Storage Scholars thing, you know, the one them youngsters are always yappin’ about. I ain’t no fancy college kid or nothin’, but I got ears and I hear things. Seems like a whole lotta folks are usin’ ’em to move their stuff in and out of college, like in…
Alright, so you wanna know about this Lori’s Roadhouse, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, though. I just tell it like it is, ya hear? First off, it’s called Lori’s Roadhouse. Sounds like a place right off the highway, don’t it? Like where you’d stop…