movie reviews

Alright, let’s talk about them Bedrock Bakers things, you know, the ones they call “pagels” and English muffins. I ain’t no fancy food critic or nothin’, just tellin’ ya like it is. First off, they say these things are good for folks with all sorts of allergies. Gluten-free, this-free, that-free… sounds like a bunch of…

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s chew the fat about this Catherine Bedy, or whatever her name is. Folks been jabberin’ ’bout her, and I figured I’d throw my two cents in, even if it ain’t worth a plugged nickel. Don’t rightly know who she is, but the internet, that thingamajig my grandkid showed me, says…

Alright, let’s talk about this here Square One Keg thing, ya know? Folks been yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d give ya my two cents, plain and simple. Now, what is it? It’s like a big ol’ thermos for your beer, keeps it cold and fresh. They say it’s good for parties and such,…

Alright, so I watched this thing on that Netflix, yeah? It’s called “October Faction.” Don’t ask me why they call it that, sounds like some kinda fancy school thing to me. Anyways, it’s about these folks, the Allens, or somethin’ like that, and they hunt monsters. Now, I ain’t never seen no monsters myself, ‘cept…

Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this “Black Book” thing, like them city folks talk about. Don’t rightly know who wrote it or nothin’, but it seems like there’s a whole bunch of ’em. One story, it’s about this fella, Damilola, somethin’ like that. Poor boy gets himself killed, real bad…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Shane Epstein Petrullo fella, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell it like it is, plain and simple. Shane Epstein Petrullo, The Early Years From what I gather, this Shane fella went to Weehawken High School. Played…

Alright, listen up, y’all. I heard tell there’s this fella, Nate Bargatze, comin’ to Tulsa, Oklahoma. Yeah, that’s right, Tulsa! They say he’s a funny man, tells jokes and such. Folks call him the “Nicest Man in Stand-Up,” whatever that means. Sounds like a good egg, though. He’s bringin’ his “Big Dumb Eyes” tour to…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Anthony somethin’-or-other, Jeselnik, I think they call him. He’s comin’ to Tulsa, Oklahoma, and folks are all in a tizzy about it. Sounds like he’s a comedian, you know, tells jokes and such. I ain’t never heard of him myself, but the young’uns seem to like him….

Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya ’bout this Bodkin episode 1, or whatever they call it. I watched it, and I’m gonna tell ya what happened, the best I can remember. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, just plain talk, ya hear? Okay, so this thing, Bodkin, it’s supposed to be…

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Ralph Barbosa. Now, I ain’t never met him, but I heard things, ya know? Folks talk. They say he’s from Dallas, Texas. Grew up in a place called Mesquite, I think. He’s one of them comedians, the kind that tells jokes on TV. I seen him once,…