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Alright, let me tell ya’ how to stick them movie bits together in that DaVinci thingamajig. Don’t you worry, it ain’t rocket science, even this old gal figured it out. First off, you gotta get them movie bits, the clips they call ’em, down there on that timeline thingy. You know, the long strip at…
Alright, let’s talk about them sunglasses in that movie, you know, the one with the pretty lady and the handsome fella, “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” they call it. I ain’t no fancy movie critic, but I know what looks good, and them sunglasses, they looked real good. First off, that fella, Mr. Smith, he wore…
Well, let me tell you about this here movie, “Elena Knows.” It’s a real head-scratcher, this one. This old woman, Elena, she’s got this shaky sickness, Parkinson’s they call it. Real tough, makes her all wobbly and such. And then, bam! Her daughter, Rita, up and dies. Suicide, the police say, plain and simple. But…
Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this Castlevania thing, season 4 they call it. I ain’t too good with these fancy words, but I watched it, and I got some things to say. First off, they say it’s the end, the last one. And y’know what? It felt like it. Like when you finish…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Two Lovers” movie ending, or whatever it’s called. I ain’t no fancy movie critic, ya hear? Just a regular person trying to make sense of it all. So, this fella, David, right? He’s all messed up ’cause his wife, Nikki, or whatever her name is, she’s seein’ some other guy….
Alright, let me tell you about these Thunderbolt batteries, you know, the ones they sell at that Harbor Freight place. Now, I ain’t no fancy engineer or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about batteries, seein’ as how I use ’em in everything from my flashlight to my radio. First off, let’s talk…
Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this show, “The Stranger,” episode one. It’s a real head-scratcher, this one, so pay attention now. So, it all starts with this fella, Adam Price, seems like a regular guy, ya know? Got a wife, Corinne, two kids, nice house, the whole shebang. But then, this mysterious woman, the…
Alright, so let’s talk about this “The Stranger” thing, episode eight, you know? The one where everything kinda comes together, or falls apart, depends on how you look at it, I guess. First off, that Corinne lady, the one with the secret. Turns out, she wasn’t even pregnant! Can you believe it? Faked the whole…
Alright, so you wanna know about this Long Wharf Supply Co., huh? Let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy city folk, but I can tell ya what I heard and what I think. First off, they’re sellin’ them sweater things. You know, the kind you wear when it gets chilly. But these ain’t just…
Alright, so I watched this thing called “The Clearing,” and let me tell ya, it’s a bit of a head-scratcher. First off, there’s this girl, Amy, with hair so blonde it’s almost white. Like, the kind of blonde that looks like it’d bleach right out in the sun. She’s young, maybe a teenager or somethin’….